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Richard: Tonight on the show were going to look at legs. Everyone has them, usually two, situated between their hips and their feet. Judy: Unless you've had one amputated. Richard: yes, that's right. Judy: Or you could have had both amputated as a result of having a nasty accident. Richard: Yes, sure, you're right. I've never thought about it like that before. It makes you think about how fortunate we are to still have both our legs, in full working order. Judy: Yes it does. We should count ourselves lucky. Richard: As I was saying, tonight we're going to look at legs. Judy: What, my legs? Richard: Don't be silly Judy, who'd want to look at your legs? Judy: Whose legs are we looking at then? Richard: Well we're going to have a lot of pretty models coming into the studio, who have pretty legs, which makes a change from looking at your short fat hairy legs. Judy: I've not got hairy legs. Richard: And you're ugly. Judy: I'm not ugly. Richard: Yes you are darling. Anyway, as I was saying - Judy: Is this because I wouldn't give you oral last night? Richard: Well there is that too, but you're still ugly. Judy: I'm not ugly. (She gets compact mirror out from her handbag and looks in it - it cracks.) Richard: See! Judy: Oh fuck it! (She looks down at her jugs, then grabs hold of them and pushes them up, smiling.) Judy: I've still got a great pair of knockers though! Richard: (looking at them and licking his lips) There is that, yeah. Judy: I bet our male viewers are jealous of you getting to play with these beauties every night. Richard: Is that why you always have them hanging out like that? Judy: They're not always hanging out. Richard: Oh no? That dress you're wearing is a bit low-cut isn't it? Judy: One day I'm going to get them out on live telly. I'm every schoolboy's fantasy. Richard: Every schoolboy's nightmare, more like. Judy: In fact, I'm going to get them out now! Richard: No, you can't! We've got to play, "You Say, We Pay". Judy: (disappointed) Oh, can't we play, "Judy Gets Her Tits Out On Live Telly", instead? Richard: No, I love that game, I always guess everything. Just because you're crap at it. Judy: I guess them too. Richard: No you don't, you're thick. Judy: (looking down at her tits and smiling) I've got nice jugs though! Richard: (looking at them and licking his lips again) Yeah, there is that. | ![]() | ![]() |
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